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Is this your next best friend? 7/22/10

Is this your next best friend? 7/22/10
Submitted photos/Pinal County Animal Shelter Our kennels are open from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Monday – Friday and Saturday from 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. For more information, call 509-3555 for the Pinal County Animal Care and Control Center, 764 S. Eleven Mile Corner.

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Man murders friend with homemade gun in Phuket

Man murders friend with homemade gun in Phuket
A construction site foreman has been charged with murder after allegedly shooting one of his laborers with a homemade pen-gun, police said. The shooting happened about 9pm last night in the Phanson Vi…

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I have a friend in another country who needs help?

Cancer patients are screaming.
Repeatedly, repeatedly with all the mercy and pity (Hi5) convey to
us
through the (Our Group) which is between your hands striking images of
heart-rending , tears shed for its vision , the souls shakes for its

And it is only the suffering of the disease by far the deadliest
disease in
our present era

Seldom incurable from suffered by are barely heard with one infected by
healed feels by a state of fear panic if the physician tells the
patient The
patient becomes unconscious by the road side with his heart between his
legs
shudder at flash from fear

Coherent is cancer. A disease, which does not, distinguishes, between
age
and sex but frustrate any person at any time.

How many, times we have heard about parents and young people in the
future-old war waged by cancer brutal their body wither, and promises
of
youth dried and its collapse

In fact this disease is very scary and shocking but is very detrimental
averted difficult treatment especially in the developing countries that
lack
the potential to be able to deal with a bad cold.

In addition to this serious disease that requires a huge potential is
to
build specialized hospitals that have integrated the medical equipment
and
human competencies which are dedicated to the service of this category
stricken
And in this regard we do not want to mention the hideousness of this
disease
and danger

Who want this he can refer to centers, department and specialized
hospitals
such carcinomas cases living models are indescribable able act
described.

Our objective in writing this article carrying>SOS brothers infected
with
the disease after they intensified anguish and narrowed them land and
exacerbate them speeches.

We are referring to the good peoples, and individuals, of charity,
charitable organizations and associations working in these fields

And from here, from this rostrum a distinguished media, we invite the
people
of goodness, and tell them to try & try in sympathy with their brothers
and
contribute to the suffering of others and not stingy by supplying them
with
the different types of aid and color assistance boost their morale,
strengthen demoralize and cultivates hope

They need your generosity, tendered to touch, the cathartic floor,
sincere
smile, sincere call and empathy mom in their battle against cancer.

Dear

Open handed generous to detect and defuse anxieties and gloom lifting
averted what lucrative

Three members of a family have been diagnosed of Leukemia (cancer of
the
blood). And if you like to donate to help these young females to obtain
the
right medication please proceed forward to donate at least with one
dollar
per each person to this account number

Swift code
SBYBYESA
Ac.No 01-001-1000797-201
Sadek Kassim Mohamed Al Jailani
Shamil Bank of Yemen & Bahrain

Yemen Republic

And God bless you

A Friend sent me this… its quite old.. but hope you like it?

I walked into a Blimpie’s with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalk board that said “buy one-get one free”. “They’re already buy-one-get-one-free”, she said, “so, I guess they’re both free”. She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

They walk among us and many work retail.

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A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to good home. You want it, you take it.” For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. My friend decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: “Fridge for sale $50.” The next day someone stole it.

They walk among us.

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky and said, “Where?”

They walk among us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?” When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, “Oh, I don’t keep up with that stuff.”

They Walk Among Us!!

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.” He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?” Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific.”

They Walk Among Us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.”

They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, “Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she turned her head?” I explained that a person’s nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.

They Walk Among Us!

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I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. “Now,” she asked me, “has your plane arrived yet?”

They Walk Among Us!

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.”

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

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They walk among us, AND they reproduce!
lmao.. tube r u serious? haha

Is this your next best friend?

Is this your next best friend?
Submitted photos/Pinal County Animal Shelter Our kennels are open from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Monday – Friday and Saturday from 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. For more information, call (520) 509-35550 for the Pinal County Animal Care and Control Center, 764 S. Eleven Mile Corner.

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employment in manila for a british friend?

Hi,

I have a friend who wants to work in manila or makati and he’s from Manchester. He would like to move out here because his last visit just made him realize how easier life is here. He’s asking me to try and look for jobs that can be available for him. he currently works in debt management and collections in the UK (call center setting) as an operations manager. he handles teams.

are there jobs available for him out here?