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Are you bored??? read and laugh……?

Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, “Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

Interviewer: just imagine youare on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

HELP, please read these options. Where should I move? Which option is best?

Okay so I want to move out my parents house VERY SOON like by next month or earlier if possible. Before it gets cold anyway. These are my current options:

Go back to my old college for grad school (Spring 09) and in the meantime get an apartment in the area ($750-$900/month) My school doesnt offer housing for the grad level students. So this would be my best bet to relocate altogether. I am fairly familiar with the area and know people who still attend the college even though I graduated roughly 2 years ago. I would not be completely alone in a town I dont know. Downside is the town is small, nothing to do–I dont have a car but I would use extra loan money to purchase one once I begin classes.

Another issue is all of the apartments in my opinion are overpriced without any furnishings. So it would be even more expensive to purchase furniture or air beds, etc.

The next option is to move to Philadelphia, PA. There are actually some decently priced apartments that run in the $600-$800 range. I want to live as close to downtown or Center City as possible for the public transportation since I do not have a car. I came across a nice ad that is only asking for $550 a month but wants a $600 deposit, 1 months rent and to pay an application fee. It would be shared housing, I get my own room share a bathroom but have access to all amenities/utilities included that I need. There is a great apt/condo development called Chestnut Hills most apts in the $810-$1050 range they are fully furnished with great amenities. The only issue there is the rooming I want wont be available until December. The available rooms are all expensive and are very large 2 and 3 bedroom apartments. I just want a one bedroom, one bathroom apartment!

The last and final option is to live in the south (NC) where most of my mother’s family is. You can actually get a very affordable apartment for $400-500/mo even less in the major cities. The downside is I would have to get a car which is an additional expense. Another plus side is my cousin could live with me she is with her parents too.

Which option should I take? Try to give a reason why I should or should not consider certain choices. Thank you.

Altogether I have about $2500 saved up towards the move. This is only meant to be enough for the first two or three months thats it.
Thanks for answering my question everyone I really appreciate the answers I have gotten so far. To answer the obvious, I am not currently employed and I dont have a car. I figured that if I move to a larger city like Philadelphia, I would be able to find a job much easier/public transit. As for NC, although its most affordable rent wise my mother’s family is much more intrusive than they need to be so maybe that is not a good idea. My cousin is having a hard time getting work herself!

As for going back to graduate school, I think its my best bet at this point only because a shared housing situation doesnt seem desirable to me, the more I think about it. Plus I dont know anyone in that city that well so maybe I should stick with going back to school. This school is most likely to accept me.

My goal is ultimately to go back to school and get a decent job. The sooner the better. I am at the point in my life where I want to make my own decisions and have MORE liberties

If one says it is a memory card reader, does it mean it can only read?

I am having 25-in-1 card reader with my HCL Beanstalk PC. While i am able to copy files from MMC to PC, while copying to MMC from PC, the system throws error saying write protected. I tried the same MMC with my brother’s Hcl Beanstalk PC and files could be written to my MMC from PC. I logged a call to HCL service center for this. On attending the call the service head says that it is mentioned in the check list that the given device is only a card reader and cannot write to it. In he market, if you buy a Card Reader, you can read and write in the MMC. HCl clevely plays the word gimmic and said that my brother would have downloaded some software for writing to the memory card. And with the one HCL providid it was not possible to write. I am going to move the consumer forum for this.

Read Mayor Lyn Truitt’s State of the City Address

Read Mayor Lyn Truitt’s State of the City Address
Surprise Mayor Lyn Truitt’s State of the City address, Feb. 8, 2011: “Today marks the first time the Surprise State of the City address is being delivered in partnership with the Chamber of Comme

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I can’t controll my mother.. shes schezophrenic:( Is long. Please Read:)?

MY mom WAS detected with schezophrenic when I was a like 9 or 10 years old, I’m 19 right know and I’m th oldest of all three sisters, their 18 and 17 but okay let me tell you a bit. When I was in 9th grade in highschool she started to hit us, to yell at us, invent stories about us, Throw our furniture,and she would start talking by herself, and hear voices,she called her family and told them ugly mean things.and the list can go on. That was when I was 14 and I had to call the police when she was sleeping so they could take her away, they did and she stayed in a phychiatric center after that she went to a foster home because we lost our apartment and we went to live with our dad in mexico.Know today that I’m 19 she has relapse this year 2 times,and has been taken to the hospital, after the first time the police took her to the hospital she came to the apt,and she seemed fine, than after 1 month the police came again and took her to the same hospital, know she is here with me, I thought she was fine because she said a nurse comes to the house and gives her the medice, but shes lying to me, I can tell. I don’t know what to do, I’m in college full time,and I work Partime, one of my sisters too, and the other is in high school taking after school wrestling and basketball,so we can’t really be with her all the time. I love my mom and I don’t want her this way. Also she has been calling to her mom which she says her family don’t love her, but they do. And she has been telling ugly crazy things by phone, she goes outside and starts making crazy calls. What DO I do? I sometimes cry of desperation:(. Because I lover her, If I were other daughter I could’ve just go away with all this and start living by my own, but I’m not like that. Thanks. Sorry if is long.

Angry Citibank Customer (read info for update)

a mainly one-sided conversation between whats reportedly a customer of Citibank and an extremely patient call center agent. kudos to the Call Center Rep! good job kuya To the lady screaming her head off, shame on you! may mali sa subtitle ko XD ——- UPDATE: nahuli na ng Camera si Ate! nagkakalat sa mcdo Part 2: www.youtube.com dahil walang catsup ang kanyang order na fries

Center Drive Elliptical Trainers? Read On To Know More

Center Drive Elliptical trainers are not to be taken for the normal elliptical machines in the market. If it is a perfect fitness regime that you were looking for, then Center Drive Elliptical Trainer is the answer. You might be wondering what the product actually is. First of all, it is a product that is way ahead of all the other standard elliptical machines in the market. The name Center Drive Elliptical machine speaks for itself because it comes with a state of the art center drive technology that is way superior to the others. Center Drive Elliptical machines are not to be confused with the ordinary ones. This is a state of the art piece of technology that gives your body a complete work out in the matter of very little time.

WHY GO FOR A CENTER DRIVE TRAINER?
This is a relatively new technology and not many people are aware of its advantages. To understand the benefits of this marvel, its entire mechanism and mode of operation has to be understood. The centrally driven technology basically helps its users to have a better posture while working out, there by making the experience truly comfortable. The greatest benefit to its users is that working out does not seem mundane and monotonous anymore. On the other hand, it feels more natural and smooth. This is the main advantage that center drive elliptical trainers seem to have over the conventional elliptical trainers. Moreover, it is very safe to use owing to its comfortable posture and due to the fact that the machine moves naturally with the body. The conventional elliptical trainers do not facilitate the fluid motions of your body thereby increasing the risks of an injury. Women and older people may find the machine easier and safer to use compared to the others owing to the decline in the risk involved.

KEY FITNESS AND CENTER DRIVE ELLIPTICAL MACHINES:
Are you wondering why center drive elliptical machines are available only with the Key Fitness range of products? The answer is plain and simple. The Center Drive Elliptical machine technology is patented and can be provided only by Key Fitness, which is a reliable and well established brand in the market.

KEY FITNESS’ RANGE OF PRODUCTS:
This product is available in a wide range of varieties, each designed according to your need. The center G2 offered by the Key Fitness is one such variety. The best thing about the Center Drive Elliptical trainer is its warranty. Who would imagine that the Center Drive Elliptical Trainer actually comes with an entire lifetime’s warranty on the outer frame, a three year warranty on the parts and a one year warranty on the labor? Well, believe it or not, it is true!

The G3 is one among the other center drive elliptical trainers that comes with a better warranty. Its overall frame and making is also slightly different as compared to the G2. It has some extra features like the stride length of seventeen inches that can be customized up to twenty one. This feature would be particularly advantageous to the family users who have more than one user with varied stride length needs. This will indeed make the experience of working out fun and it would seem like a novelty.

The Iron man Center Drive Elliptical Trainer is an entry level machine and has features same to that of any other Iron man Elliptical Trainer with just an added advantage of it having the Center Drive Technology which makes the regular one seem immensely boring and unsafe.

So what are you waiting for? Rush and get your very own Center Drive Elliptical Trainer before your neighbor does and flaunt your fit and worked out body. Center Drive Elliptical Trainers come with their own advantages and can never be compared to the conventional ones. It is a patented technology. Beware of cheap duplicates that cannot yield the promised results.